Definition Tees

Straight from the pages of our coffee table books, each shirt wears a full dictionary definition: the term, the pronunciation, and the receipts to back it up. Part political statement, part comedy, fully sourced. Walk up and read it — that's the point.

100% cotton. No seed oils, no microplastics, no mystery synthetics — just clean, natural fiber the way it was meant to be. We Made Apparel Healthy Again.

Soft, breathable, and politically incorrect. Just how we like it.